Nashville Hillbilly Gags/Jokes/Funny Stuff
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Southern (like it should be spoke) Book
A book for learning how to speak real
"Suthurn" with a twang and a drawl! ('Cause until you can
speak Suthern, you can't order grits at a restaurant or holler
jist right, "Ya'll come back, ya heeeeeeeeeere!")
Sooo---you dislike selling, can't sell and don't know anything about
selling,...your problem is simple....Get Out Of Sales!
Turkey Trot Book
A book of amusin tales from tha South and a Suthern Dikshunary
Hillbilly 3 piece Chicken Dinner
Sometimes you're just hungry for chicken!
Here's a three-piece chicken dinner for your next picnic.
Hillbilly Fish Dinner
Sometimes you would rather have fish!
Here's a fish dinner for your next picnic.
Hillbilly Quarter Pounder
Still hungry??? Never get far from
the Burger King with a "Quarter Pounder!" 1 Package
Hillbilly Can of Possum
Need sumpin" real tasty to eat? What
about possum for lunch??? "Contents: 100% pure possum killed
dead by a Yankee driving a '49 green Buick with Michigan tags
on Highway 100 near Fairview, Tennessee. Guaranteed sun-cured
for one full day on asphalt Serving Suggestions: Tastes great
with sweet taters, R.C.Coli & a Moon Pie."
(1 Labeled Can)