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Hillbilly Moonshine |
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"Tennessee White Lightning - 99 PROOF
- Pure de ole MoonShine (Moonshine brewed in the hills of
Tennessee from pure corn huskins and run across six county
lines real fast for super-fresh, power-punch) Sho nuff...watch
ya self when ya take that first sip of this here whiskey...it
sho can knock ya off ya feet! WoW!!! Bubble, bubble, gulp,
wheeee, whashuuuu!!! This little bottle'll last ya a good
year, at least. Jist a little sip here and there. Take a good
gulp, and ya'll never be sick agin. And when ya die, no need
for embalming. GOOD STUFF!" 1 Labeled Bottle (mailed empty;
add your own liquid)
ONLY $3.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Bikini |
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Us hillbillies never thought we'd get
into high-class fashion wear...but we done it. This new style
is gonna be a BIG SELLER fer us.
(1 Package - 2 Bandaids and a Cork)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Bubble Bath |
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Instructions on back are simple and
"plain as day" to follow. "Just cook up these here beans jist
afore taking yor bath. And for whirlpool action without no
fancy gadgets, use two packs. It'll blow ya away!"
(1 Package)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Degree |
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Official Degree laminated for membership
into the Royal Order of Hillbillies, signed by Bubba and Leroy
- durn good proof that you've graduated to the ranks of gen-u-wine
"Hillbilly."
(1 Laminated Degree - Personalize with your own Black Permanent
Marker)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Corn Cob |
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Just as it say, "Modernize yor outhouse
by replacing that ole Sears 'n Roebuck catalogue (where you
have to use a page 'r two after reading 'em), and use the
ole disposable corn cob." Washable and reusable.
(1 Package)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Donut Seeds |
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Make yor garden beautiful next year!
Plant these here Donut Seeds for the purdiest, sweetest flours
in town.
(1 Package)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Flashlight |
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Don't never get caught in du dark without
a light! This here new-fangled flashlight is a real status
cymbal.
(1 Package)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Old Age Pills |
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Looked in the mirror lately??? It's
later than you think. Here's the "Fountain of Youth"
for aging hillbillies. Just take the right pill:
"Gas.........Yeller
Arthritis...Purple
Baldness....White
Senility....Orange
Wrinkles....Pink
Deafness....Red
Impotence...One of each
If none of these works, get a good stiff drink, and lie down
for dying!"
(1 Labeled Bottle with Pills)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Sinus & Allergy Control |
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Runny nose? Sure cure! Stop drippin'
in yor milk!
(1 Package)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Sillycone |
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Nashville Hillbilly Sillycone - Dolly
Parton's favorite brand. Every little hillbilly girl wants
to grow up BIG - like Dolly. Simple instructions: "Apply to
flat area with a Southern drawl until you feel like you'll
bust." Really does the job! Non-prescription.
(1 Labeled and Filled Bottle)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Washer & Dryer |
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Time to replace that ole worn out washer
and dryer??? If you ain't got no good washer, get yoreself
an uptown set, like them city-folks.
(1 Package)
ONLY $2.00 |
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| Nashville Rattlesnake
Eggs |
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"One dozen Tennessee Rattlesnake Eggs
- prepared in Nashville by The Tennessee Game Farm." This
small package of rattlesnake eggs carries the warning: "Keep
in a cool place to prevent hatching." Rubber band flapper
is set off if envelope is opened. Loads of fun to watch the
unsuspecting!
(By the way, do rattlesnakes really hatch from eggs???)
(1 Package)
ONLY $2.50 |
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| Nashville
Redneck Attitude Adjuster |
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Red Neck
Hillbilly
Country Boy
Tourist
ONLY $8.99 |
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| Nashville
Shot Glass Woke Up With |
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Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman
But When I Woke
Changed My Tune
ONLY $6.99 |
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| Nashville
Whoopie Cushion |
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Watch Where You Sit
Or You'll Be Sorry
ONLY $1.89 |
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| Nashville
Ball Cap White Trash |
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Always Have Cash
Always
With Worn Bib
ONLY $12.99 |
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| Nashville
Moonshine Salt and Pepper Shakers |
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Everytime I Shake My Moonshine Salt and Pepper
I Can't Help But Think of The Steal Outback
Yumm, Yumm, Just Can't Wait 'Til it is Brewed!
$14.99 |
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| Nashville
Moonshine Jug Bank |
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I'm saving my money fer
The "real stuff"
$15.99 |
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| Nashville
Nut House |
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Just a few nuts live here.
If you can stand it
come and join us.
$12.99 |
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| Nashville
Hillbilly Cell Phone |
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Billy's Got It Made
His Bed His John His Cell Phone
Ah, Billy Maybe They
Will Just Keep Yee
$19.99 |
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| Nashville
Out House Rules |
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$19.99 |
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| Nashville
Mug Jack Schitt |
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Do you know Jack Schitt?
$7.99 |
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| Nashville
Cow Died |
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My Cow Died So
I Don't Need Your Bull Anymore!
$12.99 |
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Marilyn Monroe Drivers
License
Laminated
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Diana's
Drivers License
Laminated |
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ONLY $4.99 |
ONLY $4.99 |
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Jimmy Dean Drivers License
Laminated
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Moe's Drivers License
Laminated |
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ONLY $4.99 |
ONLY $4.99 |
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Larry's Drivers License
Laminated
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Curly's Drivers License
Laminated |
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ONLY $4.99 |
ONLY $4.99
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| Nashville Shot Glass
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Shot Glass with Little Man Hanging On
Inscription: "We're not driven to drink - We volunteer"
(Tennessee is the "Volunteer State") |
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ONLY $4.99 |
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